Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
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