failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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