I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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