i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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