I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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