i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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