they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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