tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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