sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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