Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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