i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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