My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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