Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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