I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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