he thought i was a dude.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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