I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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