I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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