I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
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For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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