Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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