remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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