Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My pussy is not your playground.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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