Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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