How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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