Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
nutella sex= disaster
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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