belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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