your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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