you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Cover your peen. We're going out.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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