This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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