I just saw a hot homeless man
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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