Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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