so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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