i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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