How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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