My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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