I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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