yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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