There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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