bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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