they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Randomize
