Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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