I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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