I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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