i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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