i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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