I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
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So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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