Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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