is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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