Yo dont text me then not text me
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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