I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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