In the future we'll all be gay
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Less talking, more tequila
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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