ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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