When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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