All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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