Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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