hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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