She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
i out mim tonsoeep
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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