that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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