so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
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he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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