You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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