And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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